The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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