he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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