it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
People in love make me want to vomit
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
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