So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
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