plz talk dirty to me
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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