He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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