Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
