Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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