we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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