you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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