I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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