is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
Randomize
