dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
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