He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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