she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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