But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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