You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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