Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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