Dual....:-)
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize
