All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
The power of my boobs compel you
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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