We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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