He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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