I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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