perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
40s are totally the cure
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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