Girls should come with a carfax report
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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