thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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