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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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