there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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