You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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