one might say we're banned from that church
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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