I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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