no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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