You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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