we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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