Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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