i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Randomize
