do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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