I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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