Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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