id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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