that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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