singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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