honey bunches of taint.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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