I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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