There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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