found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
