bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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