try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You've changed since you got that strap on
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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