So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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