Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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