that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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