so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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