he looks like a really good dad on facebook
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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