Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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