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We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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