the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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