I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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