So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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